What Type of Bra?

A man walked into a lingerie store, and walked up to the saleslady behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”
      “What type of bra?” asked the clerk.
      “Type? . . . Do you mean size?”
      “No, not size but type.”
      “I didn’t know there is more than one type?”
      “Well, size is of course important. So is type.”
      The saleslady showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. Then she said, “Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras.”
      Confused, the man asked, “So, what kinds of type do you carry?”
      The saleslady replied, “The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?”
      Still confused the man asked, “What is the difference between them?”
      “It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.”

Choosing a Bra

An extremely flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, “Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?”

The clerk replied, “I’m sorry, but I’ve never seen such a small size in my life.” So she left the store and proceeded to another department store, where she is rebuffed in much the same manner.

After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.

Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, “Do you have anything for this?”

The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"

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